sorry
i really havent been on much… i’m not gonna make excuses… i’ve been a couch veggie with my eyes glued to a tv screen every day for 12 hours, and then had my eyes glued to a pillow for the other 12…
hey im home
2 weeks of no internet, but now im back :D
mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
God’s favorite dinosaur was the Tyrannosaurus because its small arms prevented it from masturbating.
my coworker just put this on my facebook wall oh my god
Once upon a time there was a princess in a tower that had long hair so she threw it down to try to get out and a zombie climbed up it and ate her brains the end
Okay so I’m really addicted to the song Eyes Wide Open by Gotye….ya’ll should go listen to it. It’s freaking amazing. Well…in my opinion. XD
no seriously i love that song. omg. i’m glad someone else does too :D
this is literally about me
i bought this book from my campus bookstore omfg
(via allourfavoritestories)
WOAH THERE
(Source: thformat, via some-nights)
